0:00 Introduction

0:30 Intro

3:09 This Week's Beer - Bud Light & Clamato Chelada

13:53 Round Table

18:49 HL1 - Keep Jesus In Your Butt

25:53 Hl2 - Drill Deeper For Jesus

33:13 HL3 - Swipe Right To Abort!

44:45 Bring Down That Wall!

52:44 Faith In Humanity Restored

55:55 Next Week's Beer - Shipyard Brewing Co.

58:12 Outro - Thanks 4 Listening!

58:37 Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 139, we swipe right on mining Zionist Jews for HIV on Mars!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ogoun - Yoruba god of rum and unpleasantly cold, flame retardant testicles (Yes, really) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that rum was given to sailors in the Royal Navy mixed with lime juice to prevent scurvy? I doubt it helped their aim, though.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Bud Light & Clamato Chelada - Anheuser-Busch

From fan, via Twitter, @CraigDeFarmer

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2tvCbrd

* BA Rating: 49

* Style: Fruit / Vegetable Beer

* ABV: 4.2%

* Aaron: 0

* Jenn: 6

* Vice: 5

* Steve: 0

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Texts

We got a text message from an awesome listener who sent us a cool ukiyo-e style Civil War poster, love it! Thanks for listening to the show and stay safe out there eh!

We deeply appreciates the unsolicited duckling image. It’s from one of her favorite cartoons!

I would also like to apologize to new listener Chris G, who wrote:

“I started listening to you guys since the promo from cognitive dissonance and I've noticed something: Jen and Shea have not been on the same episode yet so I was wondering if they are in fact one trans-folic fluid person?”

I apologize, I did indicate we would be recording together for the Clamato Clash of 2017, but Shea had to run away for the long holiday weekend.

iTunes

Beer and Blasphemy

by CorruptPhoenix (United States)

Do you love good beer and fabulously blasphemy? Then you will love this podcast. The cast fights the good fight against religious BS while ensuring that no one has to drink horrible beer that you might think is good just because it's "craft".

Brilliant blasphemy at its best

by The_Sane_Wonko (United States)

This is a wonderful show that I never miss. Aaron, Shea, and Steve are hilarious in their own wonderful and special way. Jenn is even more hilarious and is the heart and mind of the show. Now and then Big Gay Jim stops by the show to drop a glitter bomb of brilliant awesomeness. If you love beer and skepticism this is the show for you. Many thanks for making my Fridays that much better.

Today’s episode is recorded in front of a live studio audience!

Headlines

Keep Jesus In Your Butt - http://bit.ly/2tO1STx

* Topless Feminists went to Vatican Square where they shoved crucifixes up their butts

* Two of them had “Keep it Inside” scrawled across their backs, an apparent reference to their anger that the Pope’s activities extend beyond the tiny papal enclave in Rome.

* Police immediately swarmed on the women as bemused tourists snapped photographs. Covering the woman's bared breasts with coats, the cops dragged them off, with one of the women crying: “The pope is not a politician, God is not a magician.”

* What to do with them?

* According to the story, they need to be locked up a stoned to death