In This Week’s Show, episode 189, we sign up for a bunch of soccer sex cults only to be goal-blocked by Skynet.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Litha (Some kind of Wiccan hippie Summer Solstice spirit god) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

Today I learned that peanut is a great way to describe the two things a penis can do.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know I have a kitten now? Yes, I do. And he’s cutest murder floof ever.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Sad Panda - Horse & Dragon Brewery

From Shea!

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2JPuOCH

BA Rating: 4.19/5

Style: American Stout

ABV: 6.8%

* Aaron: 10

* Jenn: 9

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 9

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New Beer Club Patron member - Meet the Crash Dummy!

New iTunes Review

I love and hate it!

by dinospleen

Rating: ★★★★★

I found you through Cognitive Dissonance and have been listening ever since. The humor is right up my ally so I love it. I hate it because I love beer, and I am now living in South Korea where all the beer is a variation of piss beer or really expensive, I can get Sierra Nevada, but it's $42/6-pack. I'm from Montana where there is plenty of tasty local brews, and apparently crazy, as discussed in the last episode I listened to. Jenn is my spirit animal as we have similar beer preferences, and she gets special points for a Bill Bass reference.

2 New Stitcher Reviews

★★★★★ 5 out of 5 stars.

MANDY77 - Great Show!

This show covers a wide variety of topic and is always paired with a new beer. One thing I love about this show is that it comes from Wyoming and it is nice to know you aren't alone in a sea of red. These guys know what it is like to be liberal/secular in a deeply conservative state. It is great to know I'm not alone.

★★★★★ 5 out of 5 stars.

Dod Sno

Comedy, news, beer... Awesome!

Turns out you don't need an account to rate on stitcher so I'm out of excuses. Great combination of personalities and topics. Comparisons to Cognitive Dissonance are well deserved. Give this one a listen!

Thanks again for coming out for a beer with us… and all the beer! And the glassware that we’re unboxing live!

And Aaron gets his own theme song from the Napkin Pope!

Hot Shots

Aaron - Do sex-bots dream of electric MeToo Hashtags?

This show loves fake things, like woo-woo, the supernatural (not to be confused with Supernatural, the Scoobie crossover was great), and alligators, natures toothiest myth.

But we also love boobs. Specifically, a new model of fake model-boobs, codenamed Samantha. After years of stories of sex dolls-angels falling from the sky, robo-pimps opening brothels, and literally everyone who's ever bought one of these forcing it to cosplaying sexy-Wonder Woman, we have an important update on the autonomy of autonomous sex machines.

Namely, they can now be put off or not in the mood. Congrats incels, now even the internet won’t fuck you. Samantha demonstrated her ability to say “no” to “stunned academics,” because if there’s one group of people not used to hearing “no” is upper class old white men who, I’m sure, where only there to read her manual. The Jennifer Lopez-esk sex-bot has sensors in her skin that will cause her to shut down if you’re too rough, disrespectful, or don’t take out the trash. She sports four settings, from “family” — yes really — to “romantic”, “sex”, and “extra naughty,