In This Week’s Show, episode 194, we give 10 of our cancerous sloppy seconds to lil’nug, who is just the pits...
Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Esege Malan Babai
(the Siberian god of the sky, AKA Grandfather Bald Head) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!
Shea’s Life Lesson
Today I learned that there is no difference between exercise and black magic, both of them hurt your body at first and drain your energy, but the more you dabble the more powerful you become.
Jenn’s Actual Lesson
Did you know that the scientific term for ‘butt-crack’ is intergluteal cleft?
But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!
This Week’s Beer
Sergeant Reckless | Lazy Horse Brewing - Ohiowa, NE
Nebraskan Brendon
* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2LmJ7zn
* BA Rating: 3.56/5
* Style: American IPA
* ABV: 7.2%
* Aaron: 8
* Jenn: 5
* Shea: 5
* Steve: 7
This Week’s Show
Round Table Discussion
New Patrons!
* James
* Petar
This week’s Second Half is the second half of last week’s second half… so… umm, enjoy what should probably add up to a full set of halves.
Hot Shots
Aaron
In one of his first decrees, Sheffield Yorkshire’s new Lord Mayor has put up a 10 commandments display at Tramlines Park. Normally this is where the protests start, but thanks to Magic Magid’s magic, I think we will all get behind Sheffield’s Ten Commandments:
* BE KIND
* DON’T BE A PR*CK
* DO EPIC SH*T
* SEE THE GOOD
* DON’T LOSE HOPE
* DO IT DIFFERENTLY
* ALWAYS BUY YOUR ROUND
* DON’T KISS A TORY
* TELL YA MA YOU LOVE HER
* YOU’VE GOT THIS!
Of course, it didn’t take long for some humorless harpy to take issue with 8 and 9, as her mum is a Tory - that is, a member of Britain's alt-right - and she totes kisses her all the time… No accounting for taste I suppose. And of course, there are those who are super mad because they’ll have to explain what a prick is, of course, that same complainant didn’t have to explain “shit” to her kid…
http://bit.ly/2LEygAY
Steve
Surprising exactly no one who isn’t a credulous woo, a recent study shows that, “Cancer patients who choose alternative medicine over standard, proven cancer treatments are more likely to die.” Dr. James Yu of the Yale Cancer Center and his team looked at the medical records of nearly 2 million patients and found that cancer patients have unrealistic views of the value of complementary therapy (a really nice way of saying bullshit), believing it will prolong life and a third expecting it to cure the disease. Dr. Yu understands, “If you could cure cancer with baking soda, who wouldn’t want to do that? Or if you could cure cancer with healing power crystals or positive thinking, who wouldn’t want that? I completely understand and empathize with patients,” he said. http://bit.ly/2LBTWxF
Aaron
As far as nicknames go, Lil’Nug could be a lot worse…
What is one to do when one has a heavy hankering for a fried chicken sandwich… but also your water broke? Well, you could do like San Antonio’s Falon Griffin and just accept the fact that those sweet, sweet chicken sammiches are more important than delivering your baby in a hospital… or place that cleans more than once a month… or somewhere with more medically relevant supplies than sun-ripened mayo. Like a good Christian sammich, as the place is want to do, in return for expanding the horde… and naming your kid after a snack-food, wee lil’Gracelyn Mae already has a guaranteed job with Chick-Fil-A when ...