In This Week’s Show, episode 195, we hook our used honey-condoms up to Shea’s wireless nipples and electro-shock his racing allergies away.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Typhoid-Jenn hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her immune system!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that you can distinguish an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to weather the animal sees you later or in a while.

Nebraska Brendon’s Actual Lesson

Being professionally bendie will help you cum on command, just engage your mulabandha, because nothing helps you get laid like a lil’ extra mula.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Aprikat | Alley Kat Brewing Company Alberta, CA

Dod Snow

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2LFLihn

* BA Rating: 3.34/5

* Style: Fruit / Vegetable Beer

* ABV: 4.5%

* Aaron: 8

* NB: 7

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Still the Best

July 23, 2018 by David the Oxford

Thanks for still being my favorite podcast. Beer and laughs. A combo that can’t be beat. So if you like both you have found the perfect podcast

No new patrons, get on it!

It was Shea’s birthday so don’t forget to give us an iTunes review and let him know he’s your spirit animal!

We’ve got Nebraska Brendon on the show because Jenn is dying. Please send facebook likes to help out with that one. Because sharing us on the socials will lift all of our spirits… and Jenn’s white-cell count.

Hotshots

Aaron

A California Church Plans to Open Its Own Brewery, Serving Beer During Services

http://bit.ly/2n5MbC7

From listener Marce - Yes. That is a Greater Purpose…

The Greater Purpose Community Church — where everyone knows your name and they’re always glad you came — was looking for a temporary building (not sure why) but they took up in a food lounge that had beer taps already installed. “There’s nothing in the bible that says you can’t drink alcohol in a responsible manner,” [Pastor Chris] VanHall said, and with that, beer during sermons was ok’ed, and I gotta say, if I have to go, a pint sure would help the medicine go down…

Best of all the new churches beer profits will be donated somewhere in the 30-60% range depending on costs to local charities run outside the church. Which is pretty cool all things considered.

Aaron

CDC Reminds America To Stop Reusing Condoms - http://bit.ly/2LPYbX9

Via Ask Men the CDC would like to remind penny-pinching guys out there that of all the things to save a buck on, condoms are not it! Simply put, condoms are single use and trying to reuse them makes you dumb and gross. Unless you’re a marooned on Lian Yu and your only access to contraception is the Texas-sized mass of plastic trash floating in the ocean… and frankly, even then… condoms are meant to be tossed after the first — and only — use! Seriously, of all the things the CDC has to worry about these days, from vaccine preventable outbreaks to the looming threat atomically-mutated super spiders, reminding people not to try to reuse a love-glove is an embarrassing testament to our society. If you’re really having a hard time wrapping your sausage visit cdc.gov, your local Planned Parenthood (while locations last), condomfinder.org, or a WyoAIDS social event, at which condoms are distributed freely and often with lollipops!

Aaron

Fort Collins woman donates amputated leg to search and rescue: 'Take my leg, I'm done with it. - http://bit.ly/2LLQt08

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