Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 177 - The One Where Beaster Day Makes A Splash!

In This Week’s Show, episode 177, Jesus is proud to announce the winners of his ice-cream naming contest on Facebook. New flavors include Strawberry Stigmata, Messiah Marmalade, and Gun.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Mithras (the Persian god of light)  hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you drink a bottle of wine before you walk the dog it sort of feels like you're trying to solve a crime.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Mithraism, the worship of Mithras, has no written narratives or theology from the religion that have survived? The deity was absorbed into several other religions throughout history and is thought to be an inspiration for the sacrifice/resurrection story of Jesus.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

The Boot | Abita Brewing Co.

From: Kevin - who’s so badass he sent a 6-ier!

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2GNMgn7

* BA Rating: 3.47/5

* RB Link: http://bit.ly/2prMwk7

* RB: 29/50 Overall, 44/50 Style

* Untappd: http://bit.ly/2DIKMXY

* Untappd: 3.56/5 after 10,808 ratings

* Style: Kölsch

* ABV: 4.8%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 5

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

No new Patrons, or iTunes reviews.

We need to thank the folks over at Talk Heathen for giving us and WyoAIDS.org a shoutout on their call in show! Find more about them at talkheathen.com

Speaking of calling it - you can do that at 513-760-0463 - Just like this Fossil Fishie did!

And we have some updates!

It’s been months in the making, but it finally happened: “Mad” Mike Hughes finally launched himself in his homemade, steam-powered rocket, and — in a shocking turn of events — didn’t blow himself the fuck up in the process! The flight, which reached a speed of around 350 miles per hour according to one of Hughes’ assistants, sent the 61-year-old limo driver to a height of roughly 1,875 feet — or a little less than a quarter of Wrathful Studio’s altitude. So, is the Earth flat? No. And 1900 feet isn’t even close enough to the altitude required to see it’s curvature. His next plan — presumably titled Project Insight — is for a gas-filled balloon that would take him and his rocket into the atmosphere before ignition, with the actual launch happening in mid-air taking him… through the balloon I guess?.. and to an altitude of 68 miles… because he clearly hadn’t Wile E. Coyote’ed this shit enough already…

Regarding last week’s 31 thousand dollar dining room debacle. Dr. Snoozefest would like you to know that it was neither his wife, nor he, who was at fault, but in fact Jesus because of the sermon on the mount… or something. The quote was a confusing and forever-taking, but it ended with "I take responsibility," so at least there’s that.

Finally, that knob on YouTube who thought she’d get some sweet-ass likes by testing a kevlar vest with a .44 has been sentenced for murdering the fuck out of her boyfriend in glorious 1080i. She’s released on time served plus 10 years probation, she can never own a gun, and she can’t profit from the video … which seems to indicate it’s still online and monetized… wtf!

Headlines

HL1 - You Scream, I Scream… http://bit.ly/2GvQrGs

We all scream for a dead, frozen, jew-zombie!

Wait.

Wut?

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