12.01.2017 - By Aaron, Jenn, Jim, Shea & Steve
In This Week’s Show, episode 160, we finished our turkey and moved on to the hard stuff, Wild Turkey!
Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Skan (the sky and creator god of the Dakota Native Americans) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!
Jenn’s Actual Lesson
Did you know that the Sioux tribe believed humans were formed in the womb of Mother Earth? Well, humans AND buffalo. No word on the other millions of species and where they incubated.
But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer! Turdrunken!
This Week’s Beer
Amber Ale - Crazy Mountain Brewing Co.
* RB Link: http://bit.ly/2z99jaH
* RB Rating: Overall 37, in-style 46
* Untappd: http://bit.ly/2zaIe6R
* Style: Amber Ale
* ABV: 5.25%
* Aaron: 3
* Jenn: 4
* Steve: 5
This Week’s Show
Round Table Discussion
Perfect weekend starter
By: JArmando90
The guys (and the girl) are great, they make me laugh and forget about my mortality and impending death, there’s news, jokes and beer, what else can you ask for?
New Patron - Heeby Jeebus - The one, the only, the awesome
Follow up from 124, Shortey shortens his sentence by pleading guilty. - http://bit.ly/2AeDUDN
GOP Senator and trans-bathroom bill pushing fuckwit from episodes gone by has plead guilty to child sex trafficking as part of a plea deal to avoid even more time in jail because of all the child porn they found during the investigation. So fuck him.
Chinese Sex Doll Uber is uber fucked.
We’d previously talked about a hehe ridesharing service in episode 151 that let’s you ride the finest pieces of plastic ass. Unfortunately, the People's Republic of No Plasti-pussy for you had other ideas. Ther service was cancelled just four days after it’s launch.
Headlines
HL1 - The Mad Rocket Mant - http://bit.ly/2ide4cT
* Self-taught rocket scientist "Mad" Mike Hughes has built himself a steam powered rocket that he plans to ride up into the … firmament?
* Hughes is a 61-year-old limo driver who’s spent the last few years building a steam-powered rocket out of salvaged parts in his garage. His project has cost him $20,000
* His first test of the rocket will also be the launch date when he straps into his homemade contraption and attempts to hurdle over the ghost town of Amboy, California.
* That launch date was supposed to be the very day we’re recording here at wrathful studios, but now he’s delayed it due to gov-ment interference
* Hughes is confident this will mark the first step toward proving the Earth is flat, after all.
* "I don’t believe in science," said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth. "I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction."
* In 2014, Hughes constructed and launched a rocket. He jumped on a private property in Winkelman, Arizona, and traveled 1,374 feet, about a quarter-mile, before he pulled his parachutes. He said two of the parachutes were at least 20 years old at the time and one didn't open.
* He collapsed after that landing — the G-forces taking a toll — and needed three days to recover.
HL2 - Still Better Than Cylons - http://bit.ly/2zwU2NQ
* Samantha was on display at the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz, Austria where she was terribly soiled and damaged by many men