Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 223 - The One Where We Celebrate S.A.D. With German Salami...

In This Week’s Show, episode 223, we celebrate singles day by talking about love, happiness, and how none of those things are for you.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Vulcan, the Roman god of fire, the forge and pon farr, hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you die during an orgasm, you're coming and going at the same time.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that the oldest known written valentine still in existence today was a poem written in 1415 by Charles, Duke of Orleans, to his wife while he was imprisoned in the Tower of London?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Trigo by Founders Brewing Company

Donated By: RW

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2BavbSP

* BA Rating: 3.89/5

* Style: American Lager

* ABV: 6.3%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 7

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Voicemail

Jessie from Jersey!

Guesting!

Jenn was on Everyone’s Agnostic today!

It will be airing March 31st so look out for that!

Steve and Aaron were on Beyond The Trailer Park on Monday, it was a live show but the recording is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYPKfo-Hlyw Enjoy!

Happy Valentine’s Day patrons, happy discount candy day everyone else!

Headlines Hotshots

German Single’s Day

http://bit.ly/2RU4lnz

No, the story isn’t about some anti-Valentinian nonsense, I saved that for the Patrons. Though, this story may be of note to them…

It turns out that you can jack-off to death.

A new study of German sex and death, because Germany is a fun place, found that masturbation kills about 100 Germans a year. Also, the study was kinda specific, so we’re gonna make fun of weird sex stuff, but remember, it’s not ok to kink-shame… unless by the end of the night someone finds a body, then… you know… what the fuck!

The study revealed that one man died wearing pantyhose… ok… a raincoat, getting weirder, and a diving suit, as well as a plastic bag over his head… while sitting next to a heater trying to melt cheese slices on himself… with porn. So yeah, all you cheddar-scuba-coat-bag-ophiles need to take extra precautions.

Also of note, the lethal side effects of using Christmas lights as nipple-electro-clamps… That’ll cause all kinds of cardiac-arrhythmia, so just don’t.

About 80% of the deaths were due to strangle-jacking it. Apparently passing out just after you’re done is the trick… ‘cause… I guess if you passed out first you’re just awkwardly strangling yourself and if you don’t pass out you… umm…

Apparently, 1 or 2 in every 1 million Germans will die of their dildos or other “props.” Which is why you want to have a professional set designer do your lighting, I mean really…

If you’re wondering about demographics… you’re stupid… but also almost certainly correct in your initial assumption that of course, victims are usually men, since women were “more cautious and don't incorporate so many intricacies.” So there ya have it, I know it’s sexy-time holiday and all, but please keep in mind that Rube Goldberging your dick off can be fatal.

Shea - Canada hates women and Non-Patreons! So check out http://patreon.com/w4w for this story, right now!

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