Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 167 - The One Where We Get Chipotle With Zachrilege

In This Week’s Show, Episode167, I forget to write an intro because we were recording the 15th episode of 4 More Beers - Available now at Patreon.com/w4w

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while ERESHKIGAL, underworld goddess of death, darkness, and dust hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that only a fool would buy furniture from IKEA. Instead of going online and downloading the instructions and keep emailing the service department to say that you’re missing a piece, until they ship you all the pieces over a six month period.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Founders Centennial IPA | Founders Brewing Company

By Heeby Jeebus

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2BZocNW

* BA Rating: 4.13/5

* Style: IPA

* ABV: 7.2%

* Aaron: 3

* Zack: 9 Founders Brewery Backwoods Bastard Barrel aged

* Shea: 4

* Steve: 7

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Headlines

HL1 - Tide Pod People - http://wapo.st/2EUHL84

Teens are daring each other to eat Tide pods.

* First, it was the “gallon challenge” and the “cinnamon challenge.”Then some teenagers started playing the “bath-salt challenge.”They have dared each other to pour salt in their hands and hold ice till it burns, douse themselves in rubbing alcohol and set themselves ablaze, and throw boiling water on unsuspecting peers. Now videos circulating on social media are showing kids biting into brightly colored liquid laundry detergent packets. Or cooking them in frying pans, then chewing them up before spewing the soap from their mouths.

* As most would expect the game, dubbed the “Tide pod challenge,” is dangerous.

* It’s not certain how the fad got started. The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission issued a warning to parents several years ago about the liquid laundry detergent packets. The agency said the capsules — which are colorful, squishy and smell good — are attractive to young children but contain “highly concentrated, toxic detergent” that can cause harm.

* In 2015, the Onion published a satirical op-ed from the perspective of a toddler who wanted to eat them. At some point, the pods became alluring to older children. Last year, College Humor published a video titled “Don’t Eat the Laundry Pods. (Seriously. They're Poison.).” It showed a college student researching the dangers associated with exposure to the packets, then devouring them. He ended up on an ambulance stretcher.

HL2 - Don’t Go To Jersey, Reason #125 - http://bit.ly/2ESxNUH

Town in New Jersey to fine nonresidents for driving through town

* Beginning next week, driving through a New Jersey town could cost up to $200 as the jurisdiction tries to prohibit drivers from using apps like Waze and Google Maps to help drivers get around traffic.

* Leonia, New Jersey sits just west of New York City and near the entrance of the George Washington Bridge leading to Manhattan and the Bronx. Because of the effect of apps rerouting commuters through the town, it adopted an ordinance in November that effectively bans nonresidents from driving through the town. The prohibition of the town's roads is from 6 to 10 a.m. and 4 to 9 p.m. on weekdays.

* n order to access roads, the driver must prove they are a resident of the street, needing access to their home,