Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 178 - The One Where We Realize A Higher State of Extinction...

In This Week’s Show, episode 178, we break out of Mike Pence’s gay-Grindr-cult by catching a ride on a plant-based energetic triceratops.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Sirona (the Gaelic goddess of healing springs - apologies to The Knack) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that you can use cauliflower as a substitute for mashed potatoes, rice, and any joy in your life. You have no friends now, there is only cauliflower.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Sirona is often affiliated with the Greek/Roman healer god Apollo? Also, in addition to the healing thing, her attributes include eggs and snakes. Because you know the old saying: an egg and a snake a day keeps...everyone? away.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Citra Pale Ale - Upslope brewing

From: Jenn

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2HRgRQ7

BA Rating: 3.95/5

* Style: Pale Ale

* ABV: 5.8%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 9 :)

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patrons Steven and Matt.

ITunes Review:

Awesome Podcast

March 29, 2018 by Highlander681

As of today, I have just finished the entire back catalogue. I am now bummed that I will have to wait a week between episodes. This is one of the most entertaining podcasts out there. Right up there with Scathing Atheist and Cognitive Dissonance. I will shortly be on my way to Patreon to support this truly amazing podcast.

Bigoted Nazi, mediocre podcaster, and (now former) teacher, Dayanna Volitich, who hosted white-nationalist podcast “Unapologetic”, resigned her teaching position - http://bit.ly/2uNbG1R

In the stupidest of updates: ridiculous Rocket Man is now running for Governor of California...

Headlines

HL1 - Energy Healing And You - http://bit.ly/2IrrfOM

Good news everyone! Totes science-based website AUXX has discovered that you’re an energy plant… a plant of energy… green.

According to the website, “Science says that everything around us is energy, and we are also energy transformations. One study conducted at the Belfield University in Germany revealed that plants take in energy from other plants.” And if scientists say it, it must be true after all, this is why some people don’t feel comfortable when they are around specific people… Our bodies are similar to plants that absorb energy to nurture the emotional state. Which is a better explanation than, “you hang out with asshats who make you uncomfortable.” In fact, our spirit is energy, and there is nothing ‘supernatural’ but just manifestation of various energies in the world! A fact that, apparently, modern scientists ignore for fear of criticism by the scientific community. But how do you get the energy? Welp, there are 5 steps:

* Be Grounded and Centered, so you can see if anything is going on with your spiritual self. Bonus, it helps you give off energy and emotions to others… Shea, are you crying yet? I’m really trying to send you some crying…

* Rule 2, known as the Locutus Rule is “Do Not Resist,” to be in a non-resistance state, you should imagine yourself like you are a clean glass of water. This way the negativity will not get in you.

* Aura Space. Rule thee departs from the verby-ness of steps to tell you that each of us has an energy aura. If you do not have this space, you are vulnerable to other energies and thereby unsafe. No word on how to use, build or fix your aura. I guess just don’t fuck it up.

* Clean your energy. How? By imagining a golden shower. No really. That’s actually the step.