04.12.2019 - By Aaron, Jenn, Jim, Shea & Steve
In This Week’s Show, episode 231, we reshow the show that didn’t show.
Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Linus (the Greek personification of dirges and lamentations) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!
Shea’s Life Lesson
This week I learned that if you were paid a nickel every time a blue whale is born, in one year’s time you would realize you have a very poor paying job in a career that makes no sense.
Jenn’s Actual Lesson
Did you know that Passover (which is occurring the weekend of this show’s release) is the most widely celebrated Jewish holiday?
But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!
This Week’s Beer
From 230
Goliath Imperial Stout - White Elm Brewing Company Lincoln, NE
Donated By: Brendon
BA Link: http://bit.ly/2uiZFOF
BA Rating: 4.13
Style: Imperial Stout
ABV: 12%
* Aaron: 5
* Jenn: 5
* Shea: 1
* Steve: 3
Round Two
* Aaron: 3
* Jenn: 4
* Shea: 1
* Steve: 3
Oakspire Bourbon Barrel Ale - New Belgium Ft. Collins, CO
Donated By: Steve J
BA Link: https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/192/355616/
BA Rating: 3.81
Style: American Strong Ale
ABV: 9%
* Aaron: 6
* Jenn: The Beast is Worse
* Shea: 2
* Steve: 6
This Week’s Show
Round Table Discussion
We’ve got Patrons!
* Colin
* Samantha
High on my must-listen list
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RATING: ★★★★★
Love the guys and gal and their irreverent take on headlines. Wish I had friends as good as these.
We got prezzies!
And we’ve got updates!
‘Smallville’ Actress Allison Mack Pleads Guilty in Sex Cult Case - Variety
https://apple.news/A6rRpVdVVR1qVpt8ilOndsw
Everyone's Agnostic!
Not only is Jenn back on our show this week she's also the guest of the week on the episode of Everyone's Agnostic airing Sunday. So head over to http://www.everyonesagnostic.com
Headlines
HL1 - All Natural...ish.
Story: http://bit.ly/2TJfVTm
FDA: http://bit.ly/2TLYn8T
This story comes to us care of Alex at the American Council on Science and Health’s news page.
Apparently, you can make Leopard Honey.
Because "nature" means safe and "untested by the FDA" means the man and Big ... Food safety... aren't going to be up in your dick.
According to Leopard Honey, a packet of their "Miracle Honey" - coming in 12 packs, each about an ounce - will:
* Eliminates impotence and infertility
* Enhances nutrient absorption and metabolism
* It's rich in proteins, amino acids ... so ... proteins, vitamins, digestive and metabolic enzymes
* Supports the immune system *
* It’sanislant energy sourc* (direct copy and paste)
* Intensifies the body's muscular increase
That's a fucking lot of stuff for some honey packets to do! Especially when each one is barely enough to sweeten my tea.
I like honey. Fucking hate bees though.
So what's in Miracle Honey?
1st, of course, you're going to need Pure Flower honey. The kind from bees. Bees who are, in fact, terrible hate drones.
You'll need a dash of Tongkat Ali root.