Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 260 - The One Where We Warehouse Jenn's Doll Collection

In This Week’s Show, episode 260, we huddle around our haunted mics to wish you a happy free-candy-day! If you’re a patron anyway… if not… happy cheap candy day!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Marzanna (the Slavic goddess of death and rebirth) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know a construction site near Florida State University uncovered the remains of a toddler dating from about 7,000 years ago? She was buried in a woven grass blanket and had several small toys and dolls included in her shroud.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Official IPA from Bell’s Brewing

Donated By: Steve E

* BA Link: https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/287/391218/

* BA : 87 out of 100

* Style: New England IPA

* ABV: 6.4%

* Aaron: 9

* Jenn: 9

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table

* Voicemail from Andi

* Voicemail from Mr. Biblepants

Congratulations to the fabulous Oxfords on the birth of another grandbaby.

Patreon Story

Is it a real-fake or a fake-fake?

* http://inyminy.com/13-terrifying-cursed-objects-actually-exist/

* https://list25.com/25-creepy-cursed-objects-that-actually-exist/5/

* https://mentalfloss.com/authors/64309/Mental-Floss-UK

* https://warehouse13.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Artifacts_and_Gadgets

Panel, this is a simple guess-per-host quiz. I’ll read 4 items and what they do, and you have to decide if this is a “real” haunted or cursed object that’s actually in the world or a bit of nonsense made up by the internet.

Question One

* Myrtles Plantation Mirror: Apparently the mirror contains the spirit of a dead plantation girl who can you sometimes see hiding behind your own reflection!

* The After-Image Mirror: a cursed mirror said to show you visions of recently transpired tragedies when used by candlelight.

* The Myka Glasses: A pair of mirrored glasses cursed to reflect a vision of a person’s true nature back at them! Great for interrogations or Dorian Grey!

* Sargon (not that one) The Great’s Mirror: A reflective metal “mirror” said to be from Sumerian origin that will blind anyone who looks at it when reflecting the light of the solstice sun!

That’s right, it’s #1!

The Myrtles Plantation mirror comes from one of the “most haunted places in the world.” The mirror was added to the home in 1980 because apparently it wasn’t haunted enough already. The mirror is said to contain the spirits of Sara Woodruff and her children who were poised by a slave named Chloe. As the legend goes when someone dies in your house you should cover all the mirrors so the stupid spirits of stupidity don’t get stuck in them. Unfortunately, for Clark, they covered all but this one and now she and her daughters are forever stuck in a mirror like Timelord mayflies.

Question Two

* Bed and Breakfast Portrait: A portrait of the interior of a sitting room. Owners of the painting report that pillows on the couches, books on the shelves, or other smaller details in the painting will change to match the room in which the painting is housed.

* Henry Fuseli’s The Nightmare: Oil on canvas, 1781, by Anglo-Swiss artist Henry Fuseli, the painting is long rumored to give its owners horrific nightmares, driving them to madness,