Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 216 - The One Where We Win Fabulously At Being Merry 101

In This Week’s Show, episode 216, we wish you a happy and a merry… blow up gift that’s just for you, like this show!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Beira (the Gaelic Queen of Winter) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that Santa is regretting giving bad children coal now that global warming is threatening his workshop.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Beira, in addition to being the personification of winter, was also the mother to all the Celtic gods and goddesses? She also supposedly created Loch Ness by turning her lazy maid into a river. That got lazy and made a loch?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Beer: Grapefruit Solis, Mike Hess Brewing

Donated By: Steve

* BALink: https:http://bit.ly/2rZ6xzu

* BA Rating: 4.03/5

* Style: American IPA

* ABV: 7.5%

* Aaron: 2

* Jenn: 2

* Jim: 2

* Shea: 2

* Steve: 3

Hammer Imperial Stout, Renegade Brewing

Donated By: Aaron

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2rZ6y6w

* BA Rating: 4.05/5

* Style: American Imperial Stout

* ABV: 9%

* Aaron: 2

* Jenn: 7

* Jim: 7

* Shea: 2

* Steve: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Hey all, have a happy and merry eh!

Headlines

Aaron

Well… at least they didn’t worship it. Or, velcro gloves not included!

Love a good Rocky & Bullwinkle title joke… anyway, all I want for Christmas is to fuck a sheep.

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Sex dolls shows up a lot in our show, but not as many of those stories are about sex as one might expect. Case in point, you’d think someone in Scotland would be better at identifying sheep — or at least be able to tell which ones are for fucking. Helen Cox, 46, is not so gifted. Her son, however, was gifted … a blow-up sheep to take to school for the nativity scene. The five-year-old, dressed in a dish towel-Keffiyeh and a red robe, was sent home. See, the doll, which had been listed online as “Labreeze kids boys brown shepherd costume inflatable sheep nativity fancy dress outfit,” had a more-anatomically-correct-it-should-be sheep-hole, and was tarted up like a cheap whore, completed painted-on eyelashes and red lips. “I just can’t believe it. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! How am I going to explain this to his teachers?” the mom of two said. “I told him, ‘you can’t have this sheep, Alfie’ – but he kept asking why so I had to make up a reason,” Cox laughed, explaining that Alfie refuses to give up his new toy. “I told him it didn’t look like a proper sheep because it had a mustache, red lipstick and a bow on its head, but he still wanted to play with it.” She added that she plans to take the sex doll from him soon and claim it was the Elf on a Shelf — cementing what I’m sure won’t at all be years of expensive psycho-sexual elf-sheep centaur-based wellness therapy in Alfie’s future. Finally, in mom’s defense, it really does just look like a cheap, vinyl-plastic, beachball-esque balloon animal, I mean, it doesn’t even look sturdy enough to sodomize…

Totally understandable mistake.

Jenn’s Story: KFC is bringing the war on arteries to the homefront: Introducing the KFC (11 herbs and spices) scented fireplace logs!

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Per the hyperbole-prone KFC website: