Cards win yesterday in a bizarre kinda/sorta must win game, and it’s solely on the backs of Luke Weaver and Tommy Pham. None of the pitchers used in the game yesterday made the team at the start of the season, which is wild. The Mets lost in truly stupid fashion last night. Jeff had no idea Ian Happ was playing second base. It’s the start of Blues training camp! Jeff is feeling old with 8 players at least ten years younger than him on the roster. Gaines is off to vacation this weekend, and Adult Weekend sounds sketchy. Jeff once accidentally went to a nude hot spring and didn’t leave because he had already paid. Gaines doesn’t know anything about NBA training camp and claims to be a fan. Did Dan Gilbert ever do anything good? Athletes don’t really get suspended for being fat any more. Poor Keith Tkachuk.