This week we’re diving headfirst into some truly sinister history:

🔪 First up is Serial Killer Gary Alan Walker—a man who made small-town horror a living reality. The details are grisly, the psychology is twisted, and yes…we dragged y’all into the deep end with us. (Also, Lauren keeps calling him Walter because apparently reading is hard, and we’re just rolling with it at this point.)

☠️ Then we jump to the story of Mary Creighton, whose preferred hobby wasn’t knitting or gardening…it was poison. Let’s just say she was the worst dinner host of all time.

And because chaos follows us like a cursed spirit, Lauren’s truck-driver husband makes a surprise cameo. What starts as playful bickering with Courtney turns into pure sitcom-level banter—you can practically feel the love (and the side-eye) through your speakers.

🎙️ Oh, and the demon static is back. Again. We still don’t know why. We still don’t know how. We’ve saged, we’ve begged, we’ve pleaded—and yet the haunted crackle returns to claim its spot like an unpaid intern that never leaves.

Come for the murders. Stay for the poison. Endure the static. And witness Courtney and Lauren’s husband squabble like it’s an Olympic sport.

Stay spooky and saged, friends.