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Back-to-school season is nearly here, and former teachers Caitlin & Jenny are begging you: Don’t be the parent who shows up hoping for a conference at dismissal or CCs the principal ‘just to be safe.’ This CK & GK classic is a hilarious (but brutally honest) guide that reveals the unwritten rules of teacher etiquette—so you can avoid becoming a teachers’ lounge horror story.

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Who Should Listen

• Parents who’ve ever thought, “But my child would never…” (FYI: They would.)
• Anyone who’s ever panic-bought a spiral notebook instead of a composition notebook because “they’re the same thing” (FYI: No they aren’t.)
• Mama-Bears who need some guidelines for school communication (FYI: No more 9 PM emails!).

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What You Get In This Episode

1. Supply List Savvy: Why the right scissors matter more than you think (and how to recover if you messed up).
2. Birthday Treat Fails: The shocking reason your homemade cupcakes might come back home uneaten.
3. Homework Lies Exposed: How to spot your kid’s “I finished it at school!” fib (without playing detective).
4. Email Etiquette: When to schedule that angry message (hint: after wine o’clock = bad idea).
5. The Principal Rule: Why CC’ing the admin first is like tattling in grownup font.

Bonus! Actionaable Tips

• Birthday Hack: Email teachers a week early with: “We’d love to celebrate! What’s your policy?” (Template in our Instagram highlights!)
• Homework Trick: Make “Show me before screens” your mantra (even if it’s crumpled at the bottom of their backpack).
• Conference Prep: Always send 2-3 specific questions first (e.g., “How’s his focus during group work?”).

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Bios

• Caitlin (CK): Former teacher who definitely judged your pickup line conference attempts.
• Jenny (GK): Mom and assistant principal who forgives your supply list fails (but still side-eyes unscheduled cupcakes).

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Sources & Mentions

• Must-Read: The Gift of Failure by Jessica Lahey (For “my child would never” recoverers).

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