This week is all about ME! The Legend of How I became filthy rich selling people my collection of quarter-baked games in my critically acclaimed masterpiece: WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Micro Game$. Ignore the 2 other people talking about themselves and other less important things. I am the real star here. Imma gonna win! Wah is #1 -Wario

P.S. Hey kids, be sure to eat your garlic and grow big and strong like me!

P.P.S. Now go buy more of my games!!