Lyrics:

Warren, never played a gig at Captain Tony's

Rocks his ukulele for stockholders

He might join the Coral Reefers yet

Jimmy, 40 million net off of a live show

Warren like to stick to his bridge games, though

The former seems much more fulfilling

One is the richest guy alive

One's the best singer in a dive

They are both self-made millionares

Jim's having more fun with his shares

Jimmy can leave a Parrothead crowd in awe

But he's not the wizard of Omaha

Playing high stakes corporate money games

Warren can't use Coke to mix a margarita

He needs to use Jimmy's own tequila

Fins to the left and to the right