Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross slather themselves with Phazon and talk about Metroid Prime.

An ancient evil springs of a meteor, a verbose race of bird people leave you notes, and a classic series is taken to 3D. Neither of us beat the game this time around, but we played enough to know that it doesn’t succeed on a lot of levels.

LINKS OF NOTE:

• Metroid Prime: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metroid_Prime

• Metroid Timeline: metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Metroid_timeline

• Zelda Timeline: zeldawiki.org/Zelda_Timeline

• Slave 1: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Slave_I

• Bauxite: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauxite

• Why do vampires count rice? wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_vampires_count_rice

• Ernest in a Neck Brace: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhwKqq0j1S8

• Arkham City Opening: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQGGQbrummg

• Spinal Tap Drummers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZrqC5LL_oo

• Alf Pogs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CCbnpMCdds

• The Subspace Emissary: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQtWJrI_2GE

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