Greetings from the estate of Imp’s Delight! Pour yourself a glass of vintage Dornish wine and freshen up on Game of Thrones heading into the season 7 premier. We will catch you up on where all your favorite characters ended last season at (cue the piano), power rank the forces of Westeros (both military and magical), and predict some stuff that we’re prettyyyyy sure is gonna happen (RIP the Wall, we hardly knew ya).

Our watch has begun – valar morghulis!