Mark circles back from a French president convicted of corruption to a First Lady warbling of watery graves. In between we have news from America, Britain, Canada and Denmark. Steyn finds his new feature on Chinese penetration turning yet again alarmingly literal; recalls the good old days of invading Germany; and presents poignant vignettes from the ChiCom-19 statistics, the lockdown commissars and the Brit Wanker Coppers of the Day. All that plus another edition of Mark's Mailbox...