"Wayne Rooney, Cicada"

Ryan is repulsed by Man City's "tunnel club," Theo takes aim at the Lukas Podolski jet ski confusion, and Brooks calls Ryan out on his Wayne Rooney prediction. Jurgen Klopp unveils his new fragrance, and Life Ref decisions are made on Jack Wilshere's U-23 match red card, and Nicolai Muller's painful goal celebration. In TRANSFERMAGEDDON, Barcelona's summer meltdown confounds everyone, the possibility of Leo Messi moving on is discussed, and a DT favorite moves to India.

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