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This week on Will and Bobby we're granting all your wishes, by distorting them into grotesque punishments. Here's a good example of what's going on:

Allie: I wish that Bill Gates would suddenly decide that I'm responsible for inspiring him for all his brilliant ideas. He then sends me a percentage of his profits.

Bobby: Okay, "Bill Gates" is a crazy redneck who sends you dead animals in the mail.

Me: Yeah, you didn't explicitly state what "Bill Gates" your referring to, so now a crazy person is putting dead animals in our mailbox.

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Episode 66 next week!