We're here! An insane cluster masquerading as a search for a Number 1 contender! Sound familiar? The Battle Bowl anyone?

Piper rocks up with contract in hand & Hogan gives him a big hip hip hooray!

The Outsiders attempt to tame both The Nastys & The Faces Of Fear!

The Giant continues his quest to chokeslam old slapnuts himself!

Deano rocks out with Brian May, Rey has a go again at dragon slaying & Old Nicky P tries to one up a one armed Jezza!

Plus bumper cretininity, Russo the artist, a farewoo to Ric Flair, Tank Abbot, cereal mascots & more!

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