We Don't Know Anything welcomes its first guest, Wayne, to discuss the 2016 crop of starting quarterbacks in the SEC East. This is a valid topic, because no one really knows anything about most of these QBs anyway. Discussion topics include:

---more college stories, including Wayne Manor, our resident lawyer sharing experiences of losing a security deposit, and a surprisingly natural segue from discussions of mold right back into this year's SEC East QBs

---Josh Dobbs, alopecia's poster child

---Lane Kiffin's future prospects for head coaching being dependent on ADs' short memories

---A rundown of QBs who ran away from Will Muschamp and found more success, which included this gem: "I'm not sure I'm ready for Jeff Driskel, starting NFL quarterback."

---No one in the SEC East passes Spencer Hall's QB test of their name sounding just as good when read as "Last Name, First Name"

---Don't worry about that, Florida fans! Viva Rio Del Luke!