This week's card is almost as sweet as getting divorced at the Cell Phone Museum!

Join Bobby, Dan, and kiln-obsessed art teacher Ms. Gravesite as they take a verbal walkabout with Negroni wizardry, American-sized beverages, and staying true to their promise that all they really want to talk about is candy! Later, they rate and review a card that is only tolerable when chased with a litany of kiln puns, as you'll hear soon enough!

Pick up the newest album by Billy Shams and the Grondells, "Buttin' it 'til Dawn", available wherever fake inside jokes are sold!