In the spirit of creating athletic competitions for non-athletes and inebriated people, today we announce an event that will forever change the entire state of Florida, and it's being held right here in St. Johns County! An event so wild, we legally can't even name some of the things we'll be doing there. We're not even close to exaggerating, if anything, we're downplaying this tease. We also have Letti Bozard in studio this morning!