Michael ran into some guy at a gas station who told him that an asteroid was going to crash into the Earth and kill everyone. Obviously he and Rob needed to discuss their plans for survival including their celebrity scouting parties, which Michael has dutifully named the Fantasy Spec Ops Apocalypse Team. This episode takes a sharp turn when they begin talking about, and quoting terribly, random movies. They talk about the efficacy of the D.A.R.E. program from the 80s, which leads them to the topics of drugs and the resulting divorces that ensued.