Today on the podcast: Citrus explores the old world, the cast makes a new friend in the Harbingers space marine chapter, the Great Nimrod Grudge.

Call me Guilliman because I just got yanked outta cryosleep. The gang is back babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Today's hotly anticipated (by no one) episode contains the greatest fan project ever: Chapter Master, the only bearable Ultramarine chapter and we ask the final question: In the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millennium, do colds still exist?

Today's episode has the return of Indeed, Obliterator shenanigan talk and T'au masturbation. Editor Alpharius apologises for the static, he has no fucking idea what caused it. Praise be the Mechanicus Ordinatus Ullator and the Omnissiah.

In this week's episode the third Alpharius is off. But instead we have a bumper crop of extra hosts. Turns out the obliterator virus is fucking broken. Like really broken.

The We Are Alpharius crew discuss the finer points of horse-dogs, gingerbread-noughts and Iron Warrior recreation. (Also I apologise for the Nurglite grenade thought, I am cursed with this and now so are you.)

After nearly a month the We Are Alpharius cast is back with rookie Guardsman, Austin. In this episode we take a hopscotch, whistlestop tour of the galaxy in M41, while dodging Adeptus Ridiculous cease and desists, being Thousand Sons apologists and creating another Krieg fan.

The We Are Alpharius crew discuss how many Imperial Guard regiments were created just to get nuked on Cadia, Citrus cries about Brazilcoin, Walrus hates Blood Ravens and Indeed is silenced by the Inquisition.

The We Are Alpharius crew discuss everyone's favourite galactic kleptomaniac, depressed superhumans, derpy fish superhumans and Cawl's many, many shenanigans.