Relationships aren’t broken — people are. That’s the thesis we’re running with this week as we dive headfirst into the chaotic world of modern couples who “just can’t seem to get it together.” From unhealed trauma disguised as “boundaries” to the TikTok wisdom keeping love at a two-week shelf life, we’re calling out all the little ways we sabotage connection while pretending we’re “working on ourselves.” Expect uncomfortable honesty, a few dark laughs, and maybe a mirror held a bit too close for comfort. Because sometimes, it’s not them... it’s us — and that’s the real love language nobody wants to speak.