This week Jessie and her husband Chad catch up the basics: how they're failing parenthood, namely, 2nd grade math and bedtime, hunting for elk, working cows, the place Chad sleeps when he drinks too much and the redneck thing he did to start himself on fire (just briefly, he's fine.)

It's all over the place people, just like them.

Plus, Jessie shares her column of the same name.

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