It’s a good day for some health updates so that you too can soar like an eagle!  Take care of your breasts and they will take care of you.  Join the girls as they vow to add more experiences to their lives so that time can slow the heck down!

Our producer Zack joins in again along with Miranda, Elle and Dylan. You know we are hating the political landscape but let’s add our healthcare system, crowds, spam call, that pets don’t live longer, locking grocery carts and wind! But we are loving on things like butterflies, clothing rental, extra ricotta on our pizza, media archiving, crocheting, new pants, TRX, biking alone, Divorced Dads Banger playlist on Spotify and Chobani cinnamon coffee cake creamer.

Producer Zack joins in this episode and talks about his Coachella 2025 experience while the girls talk about the "online retail therapy" they are using to try to drown out the madness. Beauty from Bees has them buzzing but tanning pills, not so much.

Instead of March Madness, the girls are embracing Starch Sadness and all forms of potatoes to make it through this crazy month.  No matter what is going on in your life there is some form of potato that can make it better- fries, mashed potatoes, Vodka or all 3.Elle and Dylan detour off the political crazy train and talk about a favorite topic- animals. 

They discuss “adopt don’t shop” and Dylan and Miranda defend their doggo choices.   They recommend some great rescue organizations to support (Best Friends, North Shore Animal League, Frosted Faces and more) and will keep you updated on Miranda’s search for a kitty to adopt into their family.

The girls record their first morning podcast and somehow the topic of balls, dicks and dildos arises. Dylan is on a major health kick on her way to becoming a Bioniq woman  and they are hell bent on voting with their dollars now.

The girls decide to check in on our health. Dylan talks about taming the “food noise” with GLP-1 micro dosing, her upcoming Function blood testing and personal training to get her Hannah Waddingham arms in time for her 40th reunion. Elle cruised her way to relaxation and cycled for her survival as she tries to out smart her body and crazy vertigo. Dylan’s new found mono vision has her seeing the reality of her skin and finding a fully grey eyelash- What fresh hell!

It is our 1 year anniversary and Elle continues to suffer from menopause mayhem while the collapse of America has begun.  The girls talk about The Let Them Theory book and how strategies from the book could be useful- Especially the making friends section.  Time to be “weirdly above it all” and “go first”.

The first episode of season 2 has the girls comparing the start of 2025 to 2020. Fires are burning, the political climate is a wreck, and there is violence everywhere.

Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria. Maybe we picked a bad month to stop sniffing glue...

Elle and Dylan chat about the how they spent Christmas and their favorite gifts and activities. Unfriendly neighbors tried to harsh their holiday spirit but at least there was no nipping while hosting. They put on their positive pants  and declare their  intention words  and their mantras for 2025.  What bad habit are you going to break ?  What good habit are you going to make?  How can we do more than just survive in 2025?

The girls lighten it up for the holiday season and talk about beloved family traditions and awesome gift ideas.  Pink blob cookies taste better than they sound and a men’s portable urinal is not a treasured gift exchange present.