Today we're doing the 3 Mystery Items from Home and let's just say... the items we brought reveal A LOT about us. One of them is from a dead animal. One has been moved between apartments for 20+ years. And one involves Grant's dad in the most wholesome way possible. But the mystery items are just the start. This episode spirals into: Grant discovering his parents' pros and cons list about whether to have him (spoiler: there was a #1 concern) Mekaylay's traumatic recurring childhood nightmare featuring a beloved children's character turned murderer Restaurant industry horror stories that will make you never want to eat out again The $10,000 mistake that nobody got fired for Grant's mushroom trip that led to an existential crisis at 4 AM Why bruschetta is overrated and we're willing to die on that hill Flagpole Solutions: the most American business we've ever seen Our terrible school's approach to bomb threats (yikes) Plus: funeral planning, morphine revelations, failed principals, and our ongoing vendetta against cyclists. Secret code word for true fans: Comment "EBK" if you made it to the end! Like, comment, and subscribe for more chaos every week.