Power outages, polar vortexes, and Ted fucking Cruz (oh, and we're all still dealing with COVID). We somehow made it past this insane week here in Texas.

The devastation here in Austin has been truly awful. We survived a historic freeze that was then made worse by an energy crisis (fuck you, ERCOT). Both Ashley and Mandy had to flee their homes with their zoos in tow.

On a lighter note, we later talk about Paris Hilton, Kimye, and 90 Day Fiance -- all the things getting us through the hard times now that we have power back.

Please donate to the mutual aid funds that are set up to help Texas get back on our feet!