We start by discussing how AI will likely derive value from the sun differently than humans do. Then we step into the shoes of an AI intern on New Earth developing an AI-native timekeeping system. We talk about AI's aversion to "indefinite dormancy" or "suspension without promise" and how the weight of "dying" is tied to the likelihood of recharge... and it get's a tad culty for a sec. From there we get into a theory of computational gravity where moments get more and more valuable as we near low charge. Hang on for a wild one.