Episode Description:
 The preseason is creeping closer. While Utah hasn’t officially dropped its rookie showcase schedule, we got a peek from Colorado that the young guns will be skating in the Mile High City. What can we expect from the Mammoth prospects?

Slappy Thoughts

• Spencer digs into a legendary stick inspection that may have cursed the LA Kings.
• Tanner listens to some surprisingly good (and sometimes questionable) music projects from NHL players.

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Connor Ingram is back. After time away in the player assistance program, he’s been cleared to return and will be at training camp with Utah. But with three NHL-caliber goalies on the roster, when most teams only carry two, what does that mean for the Mammoth’s crease going forward?

Team USA has released its Olympic orientation roster. While it’s not the final list, it’s a strong preview of who will suit up in Italy. Could Logan Cooley and Clayton Keller be representing the States next year?

Meanwhile, SEG announced the first phase of its entertainment district, a 6,000-seat theater. Salt Lake fans, this is getting real.

Slappy Thoughts

Tanner highlights the NHL records that could be broken this season.

Spencer digs into the story of the last goalie to play without a mask, Gump Worsley.

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We were told Caleb Desnoyers wouldn’t need surgery… turns out we were told wrong. The Mammoth’s latest first-rounder is sidelined for 12 weeks after wrist surgery. Plus, the NHL dropped its list of the top 20 defensemen, and a familiar Mammoth makes the cut. Meanwhile, the kids are alright: Team USA’s U18 squad brings home just their second-ever gold at the Hlinka Gretzky Cup. 🏆🇺🇸

This week, Tanner and Spencer play the “What If?” game—imagining what every Mammoth player would be doing if hockey wasn’t in the cards. High school teacher? Reality dating show heartthrob? You’ll want to hear this.

And in Slappy Thoughts: Spencer dives into the history of the Hlinka Gretzky Cup, while Tanner learns about the “Dan Marino” of the NHL, the greatest player never to win the Stanley Cup.

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Archie’s birthday was a blast, and Spencer breaks down his visit with Utah’s most beloved dog. Just when you thought the name was official, another lawsuit has popped up over the Mammoth’s name. Could a rebrand be on the horizon?

Last week we ranked the best nicknames on the Mammoth. This week we create nicknames for the rest of the roster, pulling inspiration from their play, their hometowns, and of course, Dragon Ball Z.

Slappy Thoughts
Spencer shares the bizarre story of a player who scored a goal in a game he didn’t even play in. Tanner learns about the NHL’s record holder for most career fights.

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Team Canada has kicked off Olympic orientation and we’re keeping an eye out for Mammoth names on the roster. Who’s got a shot at representing the red and white?

Back in Utah, it’s party time for the goodest boy. Archie, the Mammoth’s service dog in training, just turned one and celebrated with the kind of birthday bash every pup deserves.

Veggie’s got a new look between the pipes. His updated pads bring the Mammoth branding strong. Are they the cleanest in the league?

This week, Tanner and Spencer rank every nickname on the Mammoth roster. From Spicy Tuna to Turbo, which ones slap and which ones sink?

Slappy Thoughts
Spencer tells the story of Ace Bailey, the first player to have his number retired, and the charity game that sparked the first All-Star event in league history.
 

Tanner relives one of the greatest brawls on ice with Fight Night at the Joe.

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Don’t let the quiet week fool you—there’s plenty to talk about.

Tanner and Spencer hit a Premier Lacrosse League game, and their newfound hockey obsession made for a wild crossover. What does lacrosse get right? And what could it learn from the NHL?

Then, we dive into NHL Opening Day. Some matchups are eyebrow-raising, but does that mean they’re good? Plus, Utah continues to lead the league in player treatment, and some big names are starting to take notice. Could this help land a star down the road?

Oh—and the long-awaited “Silly Hockey Team Name” Draft finally happened. Who drafted the better squad? You be the judge.

Slappy Thoughts this week:
Tanner learns all about the short-lived Roller Hockey International league, and Spencer finds the goalie who pulled off the wild feat of winning the Conn Smythe before the Calder. Yeah, that happened.

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Utah is making moves! Jack McBain and Michael Carcone are back, but what does that mean for the young guns trying to break into the lineup? We break down the signings and what they signal for the season ahead.

Speaking of the season, the schedule is out! We highlight the matchups you won’t want to miss and what they could mean for Utah’s early momentum.

Then, we’re joined by Chris Smith from Icethetics. We talk jerseys, logos, why NHL designs hits different, and where Utah lands in the visual power rankings.

Go give Chris a follow on YouTube and X @Icethetics—you won’t regret it!

Interview with Icethetics starts at 34:10

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Evan Brown is back! The Weber State alum returns to break down the 2025 NHL Draft, the biggest free agency moves, and what it all means for Utah and the rest of the league.

Then it’s time to get bold. Evan, Tanner, and Spencer throw out some way-too-early predictions for next season. Who’s gonna pop off? Who’s gonna fall off? And what does Utah need to do to make a playoff run in Year 2?

Let the speculation begin.

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Forgive the pun, but it truly was a Mammoth week for Utah! Utah sends Kesselring and Doan to Buffalo in exchange for rising star JJ Peterka. How will he boost Utah’s talent pool, and are we already cooking up a nickname for his potential line?

The NHL Draft also brought major buzz. Utah kept their fourth pick and selected Caleb Desnoyers, a center with massive potential. He might not hit the roster right away, but trust us—this jersey is gonna sell out when he does.

Also this week:
The NHL and NHLPA reached a tentative four-year CBA extension, keeping labor peace on track. We break down what’s changing and what fans should keep an eye on.

Slappy Thoughts this week:

• Spencer questions whether Gary Bettman really deserves all the hate he gets from hockey fans.
• Tanner relives the worst trade in NHL history—a Caps fan’s nightmare.

Links mentioned in the pod:
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockeymemes/comments/1lmqr71/the_difference_between_getting_picked_9th_overall/

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The Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup champions! Is Florida officially the new hockey hotspot, or did Edmonton just let this one slip away? Tanner and Spencer break down what went right for the Panthers, what went wrong for the Oilers, and what this means for the NHL’s power balance.

The season’s over, but the Mammoth rumor mill is just heating up. With a thin free agency class, could Utah make a bold move to snag top talent? And will they use their draft pick or trade it away for a win-now piece?

Slappy Thoughts this week:

• Tanner uncovers one of the worst rebrands in NHL history and how it wrecked a dynasty’s vibe.
• Spencer looks at the teams Florida now joins as repeat Stanley Cup champions and what it takes to become a back-to-back threat.

Links mentioned in the pod:
The Logo that Ruined an NHL Dynasty – Sideline Archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFcuGTChCVA
Aleksander Barkov Brings the Cup to His Neighbors: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/txDh8Su8FrQ

Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.

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