After some life updates, nipple covers, and ex-boyfriend stories, Joe and LJ GET AROUND to filling us in on their "bucket list" summer vacations. Joe gives us the details on his geriatric death cruise to Alaska, getting stuck in a car with Jesus lovers, and almost being eaten by an alligator. LJ shares her magical adventure in Peru filled with Harry Potter train rides, matrimony suites, and a massive lack of wifi and water.