Nobody thought the goat would drink it.

Reedy did.

It was supposed to be a simple experiment after a late shift at the gas station — four guys, a barn, and a bottle of E&J Cask and Cream. Nanna had handled her beer just fine for years. But butterscotch liqueur? That felt like a bridge too far.

Reedy bet otherwise. And as usual, he was right. Sort of.

This episode is the story of what happens when you're young, you're bored, and your friend's family goat has absolutely zero self-control. It starts as a laugh and ends with a drunken animal battering her head against a wooden door while four grown men stand there questioning every decision that led them to this moment.

Bill Roseberry Stories — fact and fiction from a time before social media and cell phone scrolling.

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