Twenty and Retired

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WELCOME TO TWENTY & RETIRED šŸø
We all know how chaotic the 20s can be, we hear about it all over tiktok. Barely navigating friendship, surviving breakups, saving for that hot girl Europe trip, past traumas resurfacing, creating side hustles that we lose interest in after a week and finding our ā€œmeant to beā€ career. All while trying to manage all of this and finding the perfect on trend rental for that bottomless brunch with the girls on Sunday.
Whether this is stress we create for ourselves to ā€œkeep upā€ or if this is what society deems as normal… it’s F**king tiring being 20 something.
Like ourselves, don’t you wish you could fast forward this chapter in life and retire from the bullshit. Skip to the part where you’re a hot Pilates mum drinking iced matcha with your bestie on a random Wednesday morning.
If you can’t relate, love that for you. For those who aren’t lying to themselves, make a coffee (or buy an overpriced $13 strawbs matcha), put ur comfies on and chill tf out for a real, raw and unfiltered therapy session with your new besties, Maddi and Lorrie.
** P.s. in no way do we expect anything to come of this nor do we claim to be influential. We are just two typical (confused) girls who are super sarcastic and love to have a good yap. Why not make a poddy if it makes you giggle as much as it does usšŸ’šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
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Twenty and RetiredBy Lauren Constantine and Maddi Schmierer