Today on Old Wives, we're trapped in a castle of our own minds. One dumb kid's first internship goes south fast, and a slow striptease toward destiny is his only hope for survival. We discover doors behind other doors, piles of worthless gold, and a bridegroom who gets left at the altar for once. Join us, as together we ride our horses into The Sea.

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