Recorded July 17th, 2025 — and boy, we packed more into this episode than a lower back tattoo on spring break.

We kick things off honoring the greatest to ever wear #49... which didn't take long. Then we celebrate today's National Days — including Lottery Day (aka, “I'm still broke, but hopeful”) and National Tattoo Day, which spirals us into a hilarious dive into the worst tattoo trends of all time. Yes, someone somewhere really did get "No Ragrets" inked on their chest.

Would YOU get a tattoo for coming in last in fantasy football? One of us might have to find out.

Then Xavi brings us hard-hitting science journalism from his job: a poll asking people what galaxy Earth is in. Spoiler: humanity is doomed. We brainstorm what the next painfully simple poll question should be — it's between "Do birds have knees?" and "Is water wet?"

Somehow we take a sharp left turn into the worst ways to die, which felt appropriate after hearing some of the tattoo stories.

This week's Mount Rushmore: Most Embarrassing Things That Can Happen to You — prepare for secondhand shame.

We wrap with a spicy AITAH from Reddit featuring a boyfriend who tried to make a joke... and maybe accidentally revealed he's just the villain in his own rom-com.

Thanks for listening, and don't miss next week's big Episode 50 — unless you want that tattoo that says “I skipped the milestone episode.”

Sit, Talk, and Listen — where the conversation goes everywhere, and dignity goes to die.