Happy Halloween! In this spooky episode, Mason and Meg venture into the wonderfully bizarre world of Grey Gardens. Join them in a charming cosplay of Big Edie and Little Edie Beale — once-glamorous New York socialites who found themselves living in a crumbling Hamptons mansion. Their eccentric lives inspired not only a cult classic documentary but also a movie, play, and TV sketches. We wrap up with a real gem from Mason and Meg's middle school journal: a poem that, perhaps, should have been left unread.