Football is a thing of beauty. But as Mike describes, so is a Jerk Turkey.

We can decide what's more impressive - Thanksgiving or Thiago's worldy against Porto.

We break down the weekend's action, who will win the Balon D'Or and why Thiago's masterpiece should be hung next to the Mona Lisa in the Louvre.

You know what time it is - Tap in with your boys!