There was not a mass debate, but merely a head to head. We go over the back and forth of the cut and thrust. Crucially no-one laughs at anything, no matter how many jokes we attempt.

What's the deal with the Green New Deal

Why Boris Johnson is not popular.

The dementia tax, have we forgotten about it? What will the Tories do for policies?

Arron Banks: Clever or Stupid?

Why Dickens is a melt and why we might get presents for Boris's kids. How many again?

Plus, after the credits, a little preview of the Christmas hit single Must Be Corbyn (Socialism's Coming)…