NOTES:

* "Smellaphonia" - it's gonna be a lot of piss

* "Life Hacks" - just cut it out you bozo

* "Royal Flush" - always staying at the BoJo

* "Wish Podcast" - fuck off to Pleasure Island you magical wood golem

* "There's a Sucker Born Every Minute" - we won't be doing this one

* "Astonishing You Argumenturers" - who is gonna clean up all these dead rappers?

* "OverAge" - just please stop making Addams Family movies

* "True Criming" - we've never true crimed but we're up to the challenge

* "The Time" - leave your wristwatch at home and let us do the work