At Campamento El Guacio—a Presbyterian camp turned hurricane refuge and farm (while still a summer camp)—we wake before dawn to hike among invasive iguanas (‘forest chickens’) to a handmade cross that watches over the valley. Here, reparations fund solar panels instead of steeples. From the parable of the drowned boy (whose reflection accuses a negligent world) to MLK’s anti-war awakening in Puerto Rico, this episode explores how land and faith intertwine in resistance. Sometimes holiness looks like an iguana—out of place, stubborn, and refusing to leave.