The boys are back—and more tortured than ever. This week on Baby, That’s Cont! Joseph and Kip put on their Swiftie Sorting Hat and rank every song on Joseph's favorite T-Swift album, The Tortured Poets Department! They ask the big questions: Which tracks are sheer poetry? Which ones are Tumblr-core masterpieces? And which are… respectfully not for us?

Get ready for hot takes, passionate debates, and deep reverence for Mother Taylor as we sort each song into iconic tiers like She Did Her Big One, Classic Taylor, Perfectly Fine, Not for Us, or Skippable.

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