We are a boat show now. The Guardians sold sold sold at the deadline but it's not all bad, depending on who you ask. We learn about the Josh Bell trade as we were recording and it's electric. The Lake County Captains did a Bottlegate promo that ruled. The Browns trash an airplane. Some cop went on the most dangerous slide ever. Top Thrill Dragster is back and better than ever. And the Reddit story of the week is scary af.