Disclaimer: This podcast is for informational, educational, and entertainment purposes only, and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Oh, and while we're here to give you the answers google won't, self-worth is sold separately, and happiness not included.

 

Poison punch. It's toxic. It's everywhere. And it's making us all sick. It's the diets, the weight loss teas and programs, workouts, and superfood powders that say they're selling health. Or the supplements, creams, prescriptions, makeups, treatments, and procedures that promise to make you look younger and yield you unconditional love. And it's all the apps, pop-ups, fads, people, retreats, and goop that cost a fortune but guarantee a better version of you. Poison punch is the 70+ billion dollar industry that profits off you looking in the mirror and thinking, "I'm fat, old, tired, and ugly". 

 

Poison punch is everything you're being told and sold to fix problems that (spoiler alert!) don't actually exist.  

 

There's no way in hell the diet and beauty industries are going anywhere. Poison punch is here to stay. And while we might not be able to rid the world of poison punch, we can change our relationship to it. Join hosts Kelly Roberts and Kayla Reynolds M.S. every week as they figure out what's poison punch, what punch has traces of poison in it, and what's actually true.

 

This week the Poison Punch Podcast is introducing a new series: We tried it.

 

In this series, Kelly and Kayla will be drinking the punch (or what might be punch), sharing our thoughts, and exploring tips and tricks for you to get curious about your own relationship with the products, services, procedures, and more that can fall into the category.  

 

In our very first edition of "We tried it," we're shining the spotlight on the vegetable that you can find in just about anything these days. From pasta and bread to crackers and breakfast cereal, cauliflower has become a shining star, usually serving as a low-carb swap.  

 

Kelly and Kayla sample cauliflower pizza, cauliflower pretzels, cauliflower gnocchi, and cauliflower 'oats' -- some of which trigger the worst memories from dieting days, others which we love and will probably buy again. 

 

So is cauliflower everything punch?! It's a little more nuanced than that. 

 

So the ladies unpack 5 ways to tell if you're drinking punch or enjoying a fun (and slightly bizarre) trend. 

 

Tune in to learn more. 

 

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