Grab your Sweet Tooth necklace and your emotional support claw ring besties! Vera, Cassie, and Zoie are back to dissect the most iconic two episodes of the season. Episodes 12+13. 

America decided to stir the pot by pairing the three fresh bombshells with the existing Islanders because why let peace exist?

• Cue the most chaotic recoupling yet. (We secretly, not-so-secretely loved it) 

• Amaya chose drama and voted Charlie out, leaving Hannah crying in her little villa bed over her “best friend.” We love you Amaya but WHAT?

• Meanwhile, the Jeremiah/Huda breakup was… rough. We can already see the couple crumbling from here.  

• Nick called out Jeremiah for not backing Huda, despite being the one who literally voted her off??? These men are making 0 sense. 

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