We Watch Bad Films

We Watch Bad Films

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We Watch Bad Films episodes

  • A Minecraft Movie

    A Minecraft Movie from 2025 is a bad film. Jack Black and Jason Momoa plus other unnecessary characters piddle about in a 3D blocky world in the most Macguffinest movie ever. Jay knows literally nothing about Minecraft so this should be fun. Have a listen and see if he becomes a blockhead.


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    Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss


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    36 min
  • Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker from 2019 is a bad film.... although heavily disguised as a good film. Everything has been thrown at this to make it palatable- money, CGI, jokes, old characters, and action galore. However, once all this has been skimmed off the surface what we're left with is a big, fat heap of inconsequential nonsense.  Listen as Gary and Jay relive the jerky, flashy, crashy Rise of Skywalker until they get motion sickness. "Somehow Palpatine returned." Somehow this film got made.


    John Boyega talks Star Wars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBsAxcMvN-U


    Eddie Izzard in the Death Star Canteen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq03xebtbeU


    Follow We Watch Bad Films on Instagram: https://instagram.com/WeWatchBadFilmsMusic credit: thanks to Andy AruldossPodcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shopListen to all episodes: https://open.spotify.com/show/5DKi1QnZiCR85IFqHtiSW5Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

    52 min
  • Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi from 2017 is a bad film... although this is the one that finally split the fandom in twain. Listen to Gary and Jay weigh up the pro and cons (or cons and more cons) of this divisive Disney sequel. What's up with Luke Skywalker? Don't know! Who is Snoke? Who cares? Where is this trilogy heading? No idea!


    Mark Hamill voices concerns about treatment of Luke Skywalker https://x.com/MarkHamill/status/945784443964309505


    A little Adrian Edmondson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgrh_kT-ytM


    Rian Johnson interviewed by Simon Mayo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuCcm3SUwU0


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    Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss


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    47 min
  • Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens from 2015 is a bad film... or is it? Listen to Gary and Jay as they pontificate and pick apart the first of the 'new' Disney sequels. Is it actually a good sci fi film but a bad Star Wars film? Is it hampered by being the opening chapter of a trilogy or is simply a massive wasted opportunity of galactic proportions? You (actually WE) decide!


    Marcus Brigstocke's I've Never Seen Star Wars https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00hcr67


    Behind the effects of the Force Awakens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzxrwXHCoU


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    Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss

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    47 min
  • Fateful Findings

    Fateful Findings from 2013 is a bad film. Written, directed, edited, financed by and starring (plus a million other roles) legendary cult film maker Neil Breen, Gary and Jay strap themselves in for a rollercoaster ride. Featuring conspiracy theories, political intrigue, awkward nudity, wonky dialogue, shoddy effects and challenging acting, Fateful Findings is a classic in the good-bad film genre - in no small part due to the unique 'talents' of Neil Breen. This is what cult movie dreams are made of.Wonderful interview with Neil Breen in 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6RXDAT9xJM


    RedLetterMedia talk Breen https://youtu.be/pQS_bX3sX8s?si=I899bD2EVo1M7oNG


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    Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss


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    46 min
  • Megapython vs Gatoroid
    Megapython vs. Gatoroid from 2011 is a bad film. It’s exactly what it sounds like—massive mutant animals fighting it out, with a whole lot of campy nonsense in between. But Deborah Gibson and Tiffany are in it, so there’s that. We try to figure out how a film this wild manages to have so little action, why the plot is so ridiculous, and if there’s any way to make sense of the monster mash. Also, we explore what it is about these “so bad they’re good” flicks that make them strangely watchable.(Enjoy the sounds of Gary's dishwasher in the background)TiffanyTunes https://tiffanytunes.com/I think we're alone now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78Lost in your eyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpZecJ_WsmAFollow We Watch Bad Films on Instagram: https://instagram.com/WeWatchBadFilmsMusic credit: thanks to Andy AruldossPodcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shopListen to all episodes: https://open.spotify.com/show/5DKi1QnZiCR85IFqHtiSW5Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod
    36 min
  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull from 2008 is a bad film. It really wants to feel like classic Indy, so it throws in familiar beats—just with more CGI and fewer good ideas. But John Hurt’s in it, so there’s that. We try to make sense of the fridge thing, the alien thing, and the Shia LaBeouf thing. Also, was this the moment Steven Spielberg stopped caring? Let’s find out.
    (PS this was first recorded to tie in with the release of Dial of Destiny in 2023, so you can understand if we have the odd dated reference! It has also been pointed out to us that the Raiders theory has been raised on Big Bang Theory - neither of us have seen that!)
    Our review of Zardoz https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Z7CAgY1dlC2y2xdfw4c49?si=jRYr2fzYRt6Rjknpg2ZHYw
    Nuke the Fridge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn4Vhkmb4Lw
    Shia LeBoeuf talks Indy 4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0m23qHLfhI
    The weird "part time" takes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9TXtTg4qik
    Some choice Mr Bronson moments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2oonaLNEo
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    Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss
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    35 min
  • Dungeons and Dragons (2000)

    Dungeons and Dragons from 2000 is a bad film. Terrible casting, awful story, dreadful dialogue... did I miss anything? No it's a shocker. Listen in to find out what Tom Baker and Richard O'Brien add to the mix. A little chat on I SEE YOU to boot.

    Apologies for some occasional audio oddness. Anchor / Spotify have messed with the interface and there were some quirks to get used to.

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    A random episode of The Crystal Maze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zI7HVMoYm8

    Trailer for I SEE YOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k72fdSYHHvQ

    Dungeons and Dragons on Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dungeons_and_dragons

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    Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss

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    33 min
  • The Star Wars Holiday Special

    The Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978 is a bad TV show. Poorly conceived, poorly written, poorly made. Just a miserable experience to sit through, from endless unsubtitled Wookiee dialogue scenes to Carrie Fisher's Carrie Carpenter impression. Even if you want to watch it out of completeness, we strongly advise against it.

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    An episode of the Paul Daniels magic show we almost 100% definitely watched live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tFAs4OiO5k

    Star Wars Holiday Special 20 minute edit (bearable) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCFSzh6tHcs

    Chris Rea Driving Home for Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt3u2Ev1cI

    An Andy Williams Christmas Special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKR8S6XkAww

    The art of Moebius https://www.iamag.co/the-art-of-moebius/

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    Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss

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    43 min
  • Jaws The Revenge

    Jaws The Revenge from 1987 is a bad film. It's so keen to invoke the spirit of the original Jaws it throws up imitation scenes of it, but poorer. But Sir Michael Caine's in it, so there's that. We dig into exactly how much he got paid. Discover also why we decide to call it 'Jaffors'.

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    Michael Caine talks about Jaws https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P4CLrC2xLw

    Where the shark roar comes from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIY0Cr6XDdQ

    The Trope Namer for It's Personal https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/JawsTheRevenge

    Layton Eversaul's excellent breakdown of the making-of process https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zAXZwK7TfM

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    Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss

    Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop

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    46 min

About We Watch Bad Films

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We watch bad films, so you don't have to. A movie podcast where we watch and talk about terrible, terrible films.